stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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asgardian-angels:

m-ahagoni:

thecompanionsdoctor:

My week is basically:

  • Monday
  • Monday #2
  • Monday #3
  • Monday #4
  • Friday
  • Saturday
  • Pre-Monday

At least it’s not

  • Tuesday
  • Tuesday #2
  • Tuesday #3
  • Tuesday #4
  • Tuesday #5
  • Tuesday #6
  • Tuesday #7

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twerkinshield:

koromons:

twerkinshield:

embracingthemadness:

steve and bucky making up random stories from their past and convincing the other avengers that it actually happened (◡‿◡✿)

or did they?

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Reblog this if you can read a hand clock

riverknowshisname:

lumos5001:

askhumanitestitanlover:

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just curious

who can’t read a hand clock

you’d be surprised

ashiftiperson:

amtrax:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be


I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.

That’s not just the bro code.  That’s just the right fucking thing to do.
crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

fetus deletus, one of the many spells attempted by a numerous amount of students at hogwarts.